15 min · Free · No pitch
Tell us when to ring you
We'll call or email you to confirm a time that suits. Nothing is sold in the call and you're not signing up to anything by filling this in.
Rather just write? offsider.net.au@gmail.com — a person reads it, not a bot.
What the fifteen minutes is
- 01We ask about your weekWho answers the phone, what happens after six, and which jobs you keep having to chase up twice. We write it on the sheet.
- 02We add up the hoursOut loud, with you, so you can argue with the numbers. They are your numbers, not ours.
- 03You get the sheetEmailed the same day, yours to keep, whether you ever work with us or not.
- 04We say yes or noIf there's something worth building, we'll tell you what and roughly what it'd take. If there isn't, we'll say that instead.
Not in the fifteen minutes
A pitch deck, a price, a contract, or a follow-up you didn't ask for.